ChambyT

CHICKEN RUN

"I was at the public pool with my friends one day.My crush was there with his friends too,and they asked us if we wanted to play a games of chicken.I was ecstatic when my crush asked me if I wanted to be his partner.We were all having a blast and cracking jokes, but then my friends made me laugh so hard that all of a sudden I started to pee and I was still sitting on my crush's shoulders! He screamed,'Ew~!' very loudly and dropped me into the water.I hid for the whole day, and he hasn't talked to me since!"

SPLITSVILLE

"I was in gymnastics practice after school one day and had forgotten my shorts, so I was stuck doing curl-ups and push-ups in my jeans.Just then, the wrestling team stopped by to check out our practice. As soon as I saw them, I decided to show off and do some spilts. I completely forgot that I was wearing jeans and as I went down, I heard a loud pop. My jeans split right down the seam! I had to sit there on the ground until the team left."

THE FULL MONTY

'I was hanging out in my boyfriend's backyard with a few friends. As a joke, they all suddenly ran inside and mooned me through the glass door. To even the score, I bent over to moon them back - but I pulled my underwear down a little too far. Let's just say my boyfriend and my friends saw a lot more than my butt. It was so gross!"

CRY BABY(This is damn funny)

"My boyfriend was out sick one day, so I called to check up on him. When he answered, it didn't really sound like him, but I thought his voice was just off because he was sick. I said,"Hey,baby!How are you feeling?" he replied,"I'm fine.Do you want to talk to your...baby?"It was his dad! I couldn't believe I'd just called his dad Baby!

-September Seventeen magazine(Malaysia)-
(Enjoy it~!)